It’s NOT ok to look into a bathroom stall!

While using a public restroom, it is possible to peep into the stalls because of the gap between the door and the wall. While it is possible, it is not ok.

I thought this went without saying. I figured all girls would realize that it’s not proper etiquette to watch another girl using the bathroom. But, over the years I’ve realized how wrong my assumption was. It’s absolutely insane how many times I’ve caught a woman’s gaze while using the bathroom. And what’s worse, usually catching them doesn’t deter them! When someone locks eyes with you, its safe to assume that they too are staring at you. I’m not sure if it’s cockiness, fear, or a belief that if they don’t move I won’t detect them…but usually when I catch a woman staring at me, she doesn’t stop quickly like one would hope.

Because there doesn’t seem to be a good understanding of proper bathroom etiquette within the community of girls that use public restrooms, I’ve compiled a list of 7 reasons of when it’s ok to look into a stall that’s in use. Do not look in the stall otherwise!

1. You hear ticking and expect a bomb with decoy feet

2. You are 100% positive that Bigfoot is in the stall and you want to land a spot on Finding Bigfoot

3. The room is filling with water and you suspect the only exit is in the stall

4. A super villain took your pet goldfish and the only way to get him back is to look into that particular stall at a designated time…and someone just happens to be in there…but you have to save your goldfish

5. A lion chased you into the bathroom and has cornered you, and before you’re eaten alive you want one more second of human interaction

6. You misplaced your crackers and you suspect the person in the stall is eating them behind locked door

7. You’re on PCP (no one is going to question you if you’re on PCP)

That’s it. Those are the only acceptable reasons.

If you just feel the need to stare at a girl using the bathroom, I’m sorry but you can’t. That’s just weird.

On a side note: Here’s my attempt at drawing Bigfoot:

Not good.