Sunday, June 24, 2012

A leg model I will be

Last year when I was first diagnosed with compartment syndrome, I was told that after surgery I could “still be a leg model.” I hadn’t set that as one of my goals in life, but I’ve since decided that it is now my top goal. I’ve gone ahead and created some samples for the leg modeling agencies to take a look at. You’ll notice there’s a bit of a nice pattern to my legs because I just had them wrapped up for icing. I think it adds a nice touch – pretty Avant-garde.

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If the left leg isn’t the right look, then here’s the right one.

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You’re welcome leg modeling agencies.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Marc Clayton is awesome!

Marc left a nice comment for all of you searching for his music. I wanted to be sure you all were able to see it, even if you’re not reading through the comments.

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He’s a nice guy – he didn’t have to say anything but he did, which is awesome. So visit his website: The Lazy Suns, buy the song you’ve been searching for: Troubled Sea, and then buy more of his music: Marc Clayton.

Thanks Marc – keep up the great work!

The rest you can ignore…I just need to make sure searches for this song land here, like for my previous post. I’m totally against trying to direct people to my blog posts (through including popular search keywords in hopes of tricking people into reading my stuff – that annoys me and I’m sure it annoys everyone else), but I think it’s for a worthy cause – you all want his music, he wants you all to buy his music, and I want to help everyone (while making sure you see Marc’s message)!

Searches:

  • We set sail for discovery
  • We are sailing on a troubled sea
  • Deadliest Catch
  • The waves are rising and the water is deep
  • And the waters of the troubled sea bring a strong man to his knees and make a weak man cry

Music info:

  • Song title: Troubled Sea
  • Artist: Marc Clayton and the Lazy Suns

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

We are sailing on a troubled sea!

I can always tell when the episode of Deadliest Catch that features “Troubled Sea” has aired.

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I seem to be the internet expert on this song! I don’t have the name of the song listed in my previous post though, so I’m going to make it easier for people to track it down. Deadliest Catch is amazingly awesome, so you too must be amazingly awesome by association!

You search for this:

  • We set sail for discovery
  • We are sailing on a troubled sea
  • Deadliest Catch
  • The waves are rising and the water is deep
  • And the waters of the troubled sea bring a strong man to his knees and make a weak man cry

I give you this present:

  • Song title: Troubled Sea
  • Artist: Marc Clayton and the Lazy Suns

And as always, here’s a rope burn fact:

  • Don’t let your dog lick your rope burned hands, they will get infected.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

My compartments are (/were) syndromed

I feel bad I keep disappearing, but I have valid excuses…I swear! If you remember, a while back I complained about the uselessness of my legs. It turns out this was due to something called compartment syndrome. If you want to gross yourself out, look up pictures of compartment syndrome…better yet, I’ll provide some here:

Post surgery (May 4):

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Foot bruising:

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Stitches:

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Bandages:

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New small ace wrap:

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Ice wraps:

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After stitches came out (May 18):

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If you can’t tell, I had surgery! In both legs!

For those of you who don’t know what compartment syndrome is (which is probably almost everyone – exertional/chronic/exercise induced compartment syndrome is pretty rare) I’ll give a brief overview. You have 4 compartments in your lower legs. Each compartment consists of muscle surrounded by a membrane called a fascia. In my body the muscles and fascia refuse to cooperate. When I run, or ski, or do anything that I would find to be at all fun, my legs feel like they’re going to explode with pressure, they have knives inserted into them, and they’re being squeezed by a vise.

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Either the fascia isn’t playing nice and expanding to allow the muscles extra room when they’re expanding from physical activity, the muscles are being assholes and expanding too much, or both.

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This causes the pressure to increase too much in the compartment which can be harmful for both the muscles and nerves. In my case I would get numbness in my legs and feet and have difficulty lifting my toes which would add a level of excitement to my runs – trying not to trip over my feet.

I’ve known about this issue for 9 months. I actually found out last August after returning from a surf trip in San Diego. I had scheduled the test before the trip, but wanted to hold off until I returned because of what it involved. The test is completed by shoving a meat thermometer sized needle in 2 areas of each lower leg. Knowing this, I decided to preserve the integrity of my legs for surfing…and to add a level of nervous anticipation to my vacation. Who doesn’t love ending a vacation with an invasive medical procedure?

When I went in for the test I hadn’t eaten yet that day, which was apparently a bad call. I got the anesthetic injections, which felt like fire being shoved into my legs, and then came the dizziness.

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I’m always the person that who can’t take my eyes off the medical procedure being performed on me – leaning over the needle or meticulously watching each stitch being sewn in. So, it came as quite a surprise when the mere injection of some anesthetic and sight of a giant needle and pressure gauge resulted in tunnel vision. I informed my sports medicine doctor that I felt like I was on the verge of passing out and she asked me if I had eaten. When I told her no, she looked at me like a disappointed parent and asked her assistant to bring me a Power bar. I didn’t know I needed food in my belly! I rarely eat breakfast. I lied back on the table and ate my Power bar as she skewered my lower legs in 4 spots.

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I twitched as I could feet twinges of pain with some of the stabs. All pressure readings were higher than they should be! Then it was time for my run. She covered the open wounds with band-aids and cleaned up the blood that had run down my legs and stained my socks. I ran around the block for about 15 – 20 minutes and returned, running in the place in the building (as instructed). Then came the second round of needle jabs. She inserted the needles into the open wounds and read the pressure levels again. This time the readings were even higher. I was diagnosed with compartment syndrome in all 4 compartments of both of my lower legs! The next week I hobbled around, feeling like someone had taken a bat to both of my legs.

From there I met with a surgeon who suggested that I attempt non-surgical methods to improve the condition before undergoing an operation. I had already gone through a a gait analysis and bought orthotic shoe inserts. My sports medicine doctor had attempted these fixes prior to the diagnosis of compartment syndrome. My surgeon decided I should try something called active release therapy prior to going the surgical route. I had to go to a chiropractor for a few months and have him wail on my legs. The bruising was an added bonus. I also tried a run/walk program to try to ease back into running (which I had also previously tried with my sports medicine doctor). Like all other attempts to remedy this issue, these techniques had no impact.

It seemed the only solution was surgery. So I met with the surgeon again and set up the surgery for January – a week after I’d be returning from my winter ski trip. Again, nervous anticipation is the key to any stress free vacation. But, for Christmas I got a new pair of skis! And because the snow conditions were less than perfect this last year I wasn’t going to be able to use them. My new skis were powder skis – Armada VJJs – and there wasn’t much powder, in fact there were rocks poking through the snow.

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I decided that I was going to have to postpone the surgery so I could go on a spring ski trip (the recovery time for the surgery is 3 – 4 months, and spring skiing would be 3 months out at the latest). I was also a little uneasy about the implications of not being able to leave my apartment for a few weeks.

I cancelled the surgery while on my ski trip and decided I’d revisit this issue when it was no longer avoidable. I started to get some pain in my legs while walking over the next few months, which was a new development. Typically in the past the pain was present only during running or for a few hours – days after running.

A few months later, in April, I returned to Big Sky for my spring ski trip and it became clear that this was no longer avoidable. I wasn’t able to make more than 30 seconds at times without having to lay down on the slope because of the intense pain and pressure in my shins. I probably looked like I was dead to onlookers, but sitting was even out of the question. I needed my legs to be perfectly straight with absolutely no weight on them.

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I knew during this trip, that I was going to have to have surgery before I could go skiing again.

The day after I returned from my ski trip, I called my surgeon and scheduled an appointment to see him his first available time a few weeks out. I asked all my questions and decided I was going to move forward with the fasciotomy (or as my brother calls it, a “compartment amputation”). We decided the best approach would be to address the 2 front compartments on each leg. These were the ones that were causing the most trouble, and he suggested that the rear compartments could be seeing some issues just because of the level of problems with the front ones. A fasciotomy on the rear 2 compartments leaves a much larger scar and requires a longer recovery time, so I agreed this sounded best.

The next hurdle was scheduling a surgery date. I apparently would need someone with me 24/7 for the first week post surgery. My parents were happy to come out and stay with me, but the problem was that their hotel was about to open and they would be occupied for the entire summer. Postponing my surgery until after they closed up for the year would mean I’d have to continue to deal with the issues in my legs for months, and I’d miss out on skiing in the 2012 – 2013 season. My parents told my that my mom could come stay with me for a week…2 weeks out. That was the only time that would work, after that their hands were tied. I called my surgeon and inquired about his availability at that time. I wasn’t holding out too much hope, but to my surprise he was able to fit me in on May 4th!

So, my brother took me in for surgery. The surgeon made a few incisions in each of my shins, found the nerve that gives sensations to my foot and moved that aside, and cut open the fascias for the front 2 compartments from knee to ankle.

My brother spent the night on an air mattress in my living room. The next day my mom flew in and spent the week cooking for me and keeping me company. When she left I was on my own, trapped in my apartment for another week or so with very little human interaction. Just as I was sure I was becoming some kind of Gollum-like recluse, I got the go-ahead to start driving. I’m able to crutch around and drive my car some…which is probably horrifying for anyone watching. I know they’re thinking: “She can’t walk, but she can drive?!” And the answer is yes, yes I can.

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I’m still trying to keep swelling at bay. So I’m icing and elevating as much as I can – I’m pretty much a pro.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Spring Skiing

Hey hey! Like I said in my previous post, I just got back from vacation. Now it’s been a month since I got back, but in that month I’ve had surgery! I’ll explain the oh so fun epic tale of my leg compartments once I’m able to get around better (and don’t have to constantly ice and elevate my legs)…so for now, here’s the video of my last ski trip.

I got to use my new Armada VJJs for the first time!

Monday, April 23, 2012

Messy Mess

I was on vacation 2 weeks ago…and have been playing catch up since I’ve gotten back. So, I haven’t had time to draw any pictures. And I don’t want to post a story without dedicating some time to pictures, so I’ll just provide an update on the complete mess I made of my bed tonight.

I was drinking a soda in my bedroom, and had placed it on this convenient little table. Because I’m so horribly clumsy, I tripped over nothing while trying to sit on my bed and knocked the table over. This resulted in the full soda can flying onto my bed and spraying it's contents everywhere. I quickly sprung to action and stripped my bed of everything. But it was too late. The soda had already absorbed into my mattress. So now I have a pillow in the trash, several loads of laundry running to try to avoid stains, and I’m pouring hydrogen peroxide on my mattress to try to avoid even more stains. I went a bit overboard on the hydrogen peroxide because my mattress is soaking wet.

To top everything off, as I began pouring the hydrogen peroxide and spraying Febreeze on my bed…I knocked the soda can back onto my bed and spilled the remaining soda. For some reason the first step was not removing the mess creator from my room. Now I’ll be doing laundry until 2 AM and I’ll be sleeping on the floor since my mattress basically has a pool of water, hydrogen peroxide, and Febreeze floating on it. It’s going to be a good Monday!

I should mention that I had just painted my toenails, so this whole time I was running around like an idiot trying not to allow anything to touch my feet.

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This is probably why most people don’t eat and drink in their bedrooms.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

It’s NOT ok to look into a bathroom stall!

While using a public restroom, it is possible to peep into the stalls because of the gap between the door and the wall. While it is possible, it is not ok.

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I thought this went without saying. I figured all girls would realize that it’s not proper etiquette to watch another girl using the bathroom. But, over the years I’ve realized how wrong my assumption was. It’s absolutely insane how many times I’ve caught a woman’s gaze while using the bathroom. And what’s worse, usually catching them doesn’t deter them! When someone locks eyes with you, its safe to assume that they too are staring at you. I’m not sure if it’s cockiness, fear, or a belief that if they don’t move I won’t detect them…but usually when I catch a woman staring at me, she doesn’t stop quickly like one would hope.

Because there doesn’t seem to be a good understanding of proper bathroom etiquette within the community of girls that use public restrooms, I’ve compiled a list of 7 reasons of when it’s ok to look into a stall that’s in use. Do not look in the stall otherwise!

1. You hear ticking and expect a bomb with decoy feet

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2. You are 100% positive that Bigfoot is in the stall and you want to land a spot on Finding Bigfoot

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3. The room is filling with water and you suspect the only exit is in the stall

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4. A super villain took your pet goldfish and the only way to get him back is to look into that particular stall at a designated time…and someone just happens to be in there…but you have to save your goldfish

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5. A lion chased you into the bathroom and has cornered you, and before you’re eaten alive you want one more second of human interaction

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6. You misplaced your crackers and you suspect the person in the stall is eating them behind locked door

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7. You’re on PCP (no one is going to question you if you’re on PCP)

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That’s it. Those are the only acceptable reasons.

If you just feel the need to stare at a girl using the bathroom, I’m sorry but you can’t. That’s just weird.

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On a side note: Here’s my attempt at drawing Bigfoot:

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Not good.